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VERY GOOD ENDINGS FOR VERY BAD PEOPLE

Welcome to this week’s post! I might put up another post tomorrow because I have been feeling quite energetic this week. Also, I am now working in the daytime so thank God for that. I was thinking of hiring (more like begging) some more writers to come onboard the blog because I might take my […]

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COMPUTER VILLAGEMEN

HAPPY WEEKEND SIRS AND MAS, PIKINS AND CHILDREN, SLAY QUEENS AND YORUBA DEMONS. IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK, MOVE TO YOUR SECOND PLACE OF WORK: OWAMBES, AND TERRORIZE ALL NIGERIANS ABOVE AGE 35 WITH YOUR YOUTH AND DRIP. I HAVE NO OWAMBES TO GO TO BUT I DO HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT Yes, my […]

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CRAB: THE B SIDE

First of all: It’s interesting, this life we live. Isn’t it? Its like a movie and you’re the main character and no one gives you a script, but you feel like everyone else is reading from one and you need to improvise lines to deal with them. Here’s the mindfuck: they’re also the main character […]

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CRAB: A DOUBLE LP

Hello. It has been 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHS AND A DAY since my last blog post. Prior to this post I haphazardly posted all the poetry I have been writing for the past 2 years onto this blog without promotion or notification asides from the singular Instagram post I put out. UPDATE 10/9/18: Well don’t […]

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